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1、我觉得我需要安排一次和我的治疗师的会话来处理这次考试的创伤。

2、考试失败了，我感觉我可能是上辈子拯救了地球，这辈子得承担上辈子功德无量。

3、失败的滋味真是甜美，我已经习惯频繁品尝了。

4、突然发现考试就像个大决战，而我只是一个身份不明的小兵，太可怜了。

5、我觉得我可能创造了单次考试中错得最多的新纪录。

6、考试前，我整整看了一遍PPT，结果考场上发现这只是个预习，我居然还没复习呢。

7、我很肯定如果我随机填涂所有的答案，我仍然可以在这次考试中取得同样的成绩。

8、我很确定我这次考试失败了，但至少我有一个好故事可以讲。

9、既然考不好，那我就别埋怨，继续做个我自己的洞府里的作家吧。

10、I think I did so badly on this exam that they might revoke my status as a human being.

11、I'm pretty sure my brain just froze during this exam.

12、I'm pretty sure my brain just took a vacation during this exam.

13、如果有一个名为“最有可能失败”的奖项，我觉得我这次考试一定能获胜。

14、I feel like I'm on a first-name basis with the proctor after taking so many exams in this room.

15、I think that exam just sucked all the brain cells out of my head.

16、I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a bottle of wine just to get through this exam.

17、I'm pretty sure the only conclusions I can draw from that exam are that I am a failure and life is meaningless.

18、I think I'll need to schedule a session with my therapist to work through the trauma of that exam.

19、如果这是奥运会，我会因表现最差而赢得我的项目的金牌。

20、我觉得我这次考试做得太差了，他们可能会取消我作为人类的身份。

21、我觉得这次考试刚把我的所有脑细胞都吸了出去。

22、如果这次考试是一道菜，那它就是垃圾箱火的烹饪等效物。

23、我觉得我浪费时间真正为这次考试做了准备，这是一个可怕的错误。

24、I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a dictionary just to understand the questions on this exam.

25、I don't know what I was thinking when I took that test, but I clearly wasn't thinking about passing it.

26、Does it count as cheating if I just look up the answers in my own notes?

27、I've learned more about myself during this exam than I have about the subject matter.

28、如果人们可以因参加考试而患上创伤后应激障碍，我觉得我刚被诊断出患上了它。

29、我这是在考试还是在做心理测评啊？连基本的两加二都算不出来。

30、If the exam has a curve, then I officially have a chance to do well.

31、If I were a superhero, my weakness would be exams.

32、我感觉这次考试就像是一巴掌打在我的脸上一样。

33、我不知道当我参加这次考试时在想什么，但显然我没有考虑过通过它。

34、I think the only thing that could have made that exam worse is if it had been on fire.

35、如果这次考试是一块蛋糕，那它就是一块烧焦、没有味道的蛋糕。

36、If I were a bird, that exam would have clipped my wings and left me grounded.

37、如果我是一个超级英雄，我的弱点一定就是考试了。

38、If I were a car, that exam would have totaled me.

39、The only thing worse than taking an exam is waiting for the results to come in.

40、I'm pretty sure I got a perfect score...on the spelling section.

41、如果这次考试是一个人，我会告诉它它很丑，没有人喜欢它。

42、I'm pretty sure I failed that test, but at least I'll have a good story to tell.

43、我分析一下吧，以我的考试水平，应该直接参加世界最慢跑比赛更适合我。

44、如果我是一只鸟，这次考试就像是砍掉了我的翅膀，让我无法起飞。

45、I think I may have set a new record for the most wrong answers on a single test.

46、Who needs sleep before exams anyways?

47、Why do we always forget everything we've learned as soon as we sit down to take a test?

48、我还以为考试是一只鸟，结果它居然能把我狠狠地啄了一口。

49、我觉得我需要在这次考试失败之后走上犯罪的道路。

50、I'm not saying this was a bad exam, but it certainly wasn't a good one either.

51、I feel like I was blindfolded and thrown into a pit of hungry tigers when I took that exam.

52、我原本只是想通过这次考试，结果我连最低分都没拿到，直接被领跑了。

53、I feel like this exam was the equivalent of a slap in the face.

54、考试前的我就像个下水道里的慢跑者，被知识的洪流淹没得体无完肤。

55、我有一种感觉，我的所有答案实际上只是一些随机的字母和数字组成的字符串。

56、I'm pretty sure that exam was written in a language that doesn't actually exist.

57、我很肯定这次考试是专门设计来让我质疑自己的智商的。

58、If this exam were a dish, it would be the culinary equivalent of a dumpster fire.

59、我觉得能让这次考试更糟糕的唯一事情就是它被点燃了。

60、I'm pretty sure that exam was specifically designed to make me question my intelligence.

61、哎呀，我这个大脑就像个无底洞，所有知识都能直接掉进去消失不见。

62、我感觉就像我被蒙上眼睛，被扔进一堆饥饿的老虎当中去考试了一样。

63、I don't need to graduate with honors, I just need to graduate.

64、Why bother studying when you can just hope that the exam is all multiple choice questions?

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